This Oral Sex Toy scares us
Sometimes it’s just really, really obvious when something is created by a person who has no idea what’s good. Like this oral sex toy that’s supposed to simulate oral sex, but kinda looks like a torture device. An image of the sex toy made its way around the internet last week, and people are losing their minds. Well, mainly just women, who can’t imagine how in the world that thing is supposed to feel like oral sex.
Simulating oral sex has to be a hard thing to do, so props to someone for even trying! But maybe they should have asked a woman to try it out or explain what good oral feels like. Or at least a woman who’s had a few partners and hasn’t just been letting someone lapping their tongue at her clitoris?
Because that’s what this thing does. The Sqweelo 2 by Lovehoney, “the world’s best oral sex simulator,” features a wheel with 10 lapping silicone tongues, 3 powerful speeds, 30 percent more power and a new reversible mode and flicker function for incredible orgasms every time.” Ha. OK. That thing needs to take two solid steps back.