5 Things you hate about Missionary Position

The Missionary position is the “natural” classic of sex positions. Its right on top any sex position charts and the first thing that comes to mind when we say “biblical” coupling. But all that is boring. This staple sex position can be sexy, intimate, and maybe even hot, if you throw in some ass-grabbing or choking. Still, it sound like a boring routine position that can get pretty bad quickly if you are not into it.

Here’s why we think you hate it:

Wrong size, wrong position

Let’s start by pointing out:  this position is not great for all penis size. If he is too small, it starts to feel like shallow dipping and you may start to wonder if you’re getting anywhere or any action at all

Fix it: Put a pillow under your waist to elevate. For even deeper penetration, raise your legs towards your head instead of simply spreading them apart

Sweat, Sweat Everywhere

Yeah, this could get really hot and sweaty quickly. Unless you are into sloppy sex soundtracks and you don’t mind getting sweat in your eyes, then we can see why you will hate the missionary position.

Fix it: Bury his head into the pillow. How to do this in a sexy way? Pull him in for some kisses, and then offer him your neck. The pillow will serve as a makeshift towel and mop up his sweat right off. Do this as many times as you need.

Face time is too much

If you are really into your partner and love to see their cum face, you probably wont consider this a reason to hate the missionary position. But then there are those times when looking at their face can’t let you concentrate on getting it off and enjoy yourself.

Fix it: Close your eyes and concentrate on enjoying yourself. Or take from the last fix and bury his head into a pillow. Either way, you add intensity into it

Wrong Curve, Wrong position

To be honest, working with a curved penis needs a few hacks. Whether it is missionary position or any other sex position, a curved penis can go from cute and wonderful to feeling like a punishment in no time. It may feel like he is hacking away at your insides if you are bent the wrong way.

Fix it: Bend towards the curve, not him. Start from the regular missionary position, facing each other squarely. If his penis is bent to right,  move your waist and upper body to the right too. 

One way traffic

If you like to get and give back during sex, missionary position will bore you out fast! You feel useless just laying there with your legs in the air while the rest of your body is just laying there, doing nothing. Bleh.

Fix it: Thrust, whine and control the traffic. If he isn’t too big or heavy, you can match his thrust for thrust. Jut your waist up towards him when he thrusts into you. If he gets tired and slows down, move your waist in a whine and slowly grind your waist against him. You can also control the intensity with some dirty talk or ass grabbing. 

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