Want to have a really bad sexual experience? Do any of these.
I doubt anyone would waste their time to share intimacy with someone just for the whole experience to become something you don’t want to remember. If you or your partner does any of the following points mentioned below, then you know why the sex is bad.
1. Body-shame yourself
The truth about self confidence most people do not understand is that, you have to put yourself down first before anyone can put you down. So if you keep checking if you still have the perfect ass when you’re arced for that doggy then you can look forward to a bad sexual experience.
2. Hype your ex!
What better time is there to remind your current partner that your ex does it better than when you’re both ‘getting down’? I mean! Why fake it when you can just tell the lazy ass that they need tutorials? Don’t worry, if you do the above then you can always look forward to having bad and only bad intimate experience because you will definitely not get the best out of your current partner.
3. Starfish the whole time
“Starfishing” is when you just sort of lay back and let the other person do all the work. Annoying! Most ladies are sitting pretty on this table.
Don’t expect everything to turn out great when it’s just one person doing all the work, great intimate moments requires active group work and every party has to be fully involved.
4. Be dead silent
There’s a big difference between keeping quiet so as not to disturb the roommates, and keeping quiet to the point of making your partner want to check your pulse! This does not apply to the females only please. Thanks!
5. Don’t use Lubes
Why get water-based lubricants when you can use baby oil or your saliva? If you’re team saliva or baby oil just prepare your mind for the inevitable disasters coming your way such as STIs, STDs and unwanted pregnancy because that your condom will brake with the kinds of lubricants you use.
6. Acting bored.
One of the exciting notes of partnered sex is that you’re doing it with someone else who is also supposed to be having a good time. Giving the impression that you would rather be watching big brother naija is a big turn off that will result in only one thing- Bad sex!
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