The Lap Trick

G:"I'm sore,I can't have sex today"

G:"I'm on my period"

G:"I can't have sex without a condom"

G:"I've never had sex before"

G:"I can't have sex with you"

….Blah blah blah

B:"Ok,fine,let me just put it in between your laps. I promise,no funny biz. Just to feel ur warmth around me"

So many gals have fallen for this trick! So many many! So many guys have used this trick. Some actually fix it in between your laps but somehow,their rattlesnakes,slip into your pot. I have fallen for this too.. Not once,not But anyways,in my defense,I always expect "funny biz"!

If I'm letting u put it in between my laps,why not in the honey pot?

I mean,if we get that far,why not all the way? Like,we've kissed,made out for maybe 30mins and I'm all wet and're hard and throbbing.. And u want to put it in between my laps? When your fingers have felt my wetness and my moans are ringing in your ears ? What are you? Batman?

I know most girls like to reserve that bragging rights and just keep it on "We made out once,but we didn't fuck" but,that WILL to stop is hard to find and sometimes unnecessary. Well,except u planned to leave him aching for you. And if u did plan that,you should stay in your pants,no matter what.

Once you're out of your pants,be sure that he's in your cooch already.. Nothing like "lap fuck" when he can feel and touch the real thing. Plus,apart from the cruelty of leaving a man with an hard-on,it is ‎bad manners to waste a good Enjoy the throbbing matter what sizes or color they come in.

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  • A-9ja-Great
    Posted at 13:58h, 08 August Reply

    "…it is ‎bad manners to waste a good hard-on." You see,i'm in love with you already!!! lol

  • Biola Ojo
    Posted at 19:51h, 08 August Reply

    Lol.. Oh yea?

  • A-9ja-Great
    Posted at 11:02h, 09 August Reply

    Oh yeah! You're crazy and damn,crazy is cool.*grin*

  • DiDi
    Posted at 09:55h, 12 August Reply

    Ms BlaQ caught the big fish.. i see you bro..

  • A-9ja-Great
    Posted at 08:12h, 15 August Reply

    I see you too bro.

  • ifunaya
    Posted at 06:23h, 14 September Reply

    the guy must be a gentle lier ……..i hope he knows the d★ck has a say of it’s own.

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